This is the transcript of my impersonation of me interviewing rapper, 2 Chainz:
Do you mind if I record this for my friends on the YouTube?
Thanks Mr. Chainz.
So, do you like ice-cream?
Yes, you do. Wow, we have so much in common.
What's your favourite flavour?
Oh Ratchet-Ho...I don't think we get that in South Africa. Is it Baskin Robbins? Yeah, we don't get that.
So I hear that your girl won first place in the bad bitch contest. Firstly, congratulations, you must be very proud. Secondly how does that contest work? Can anyone just enter, are there regional qualifiers?
How long does she keep the title for? Is it an annual event? Does she have to compete every year to maintain the title?
Oh okay cool.
Like I said we do have a lot in common. For my birthday last year I also wanted a big-booty ho. I kept dropping hints to my parents but they just didn't get me one. Did you get one for your birthday? Who got it for you?
Oh Jamal. Do you think he'd get me one? Okay, just give me his number and I'll text him to ask, what's the worst thing is he'd say no. Exactly.
Thanks very much, that was me interviewing Mr 2 Chainz.
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